her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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