You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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