Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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