went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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