Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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