I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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