going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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