Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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