I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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