Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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