There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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