That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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