i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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