I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
