Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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