fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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