So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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