Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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