I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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