Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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