eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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