Having a random hookup so left but love u
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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