Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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