i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My nipple is on Facebook.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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