weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The beer is more important than you right now.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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