So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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