So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
