dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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