Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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