I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I have fence marks all over my body
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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