YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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