he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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