1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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