I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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