is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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