@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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