Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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