Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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