Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My brain says no but my pants say off.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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