Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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