Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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