The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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