I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I am available for nakedness
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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