Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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