just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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