I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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