it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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