you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I've blown a few things in my day
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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