So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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