Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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