who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
honey bunches of taint.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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