ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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