they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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